Fantasy Appliance: The Beginning

For the fantastic, fantasy appliance, I want to combine a toaster and a bed together.  The toaster will keep its inhabitants warm during winter nights, and when the timer/alarm clock goes off, the toaster will fling its contents (sleeping people) through the air and all the way to their work places.

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I might combine a toaster and a mixer or whisk to create a space station.  Toast air crafts would be flying throughout the composition, firing lasers to destroy bacon.  The mixer would act as the propeller of the toaster space station.